‘Ask Matthew the Tax Collector’: Zimbos Explode With Humour as Prophet Talent Madungwe Appeals for Rent Help

‘Ask Matthew the Tax Collector’: Zimbos Explode With Humour as Prophet Talent Madungwe Appeals for Rent Help

Zimbabweans have reacted with humour after self-proclaimed “Heavenly Commander” Prophet Talent Madungwe appealed for help to pay his rent.

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Madungwe Faces Eviction Over Unpaid Rent

Madungwe is facing eviction after failing to pay rent for four months.

To raise the US$800 he owes his landlady, Gogo Mangena, the founder of Exile Desire of All Nations turned to social media for donations. In videos shared by popular entertainment and gossip blogger Zimcelebs on Instagram, Madungwe addressed those mocking him for his financial troubles. He quoted John 8:7, asserting that everyone owes someone something.

“Saka Prophet Madungwe zvirikuita sekuti ndovega vane chikwereti. Nyika dzonoita chikwereti. Izvezvi tikaenda ku International Monetary Fund unoona zvichinzi Zimbabwe ine chikwereti chakati. Imwe nyika yakati yazobvisirwa ne World Bank chikwereti chakati. Ndiani asina chikwereti? Kana aripo ngaatiratidze. Hakuna munhu asina chikwereti. Kungoti zvako hazvina kuiswa,’ Madungwe said.

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Prophet Talent Madungwe Appeals for Rent Help

He appealed to flamboyant businessman Wicknell Chivayo and President Emmerson Mnangagwa for assistance. He went on to state that one is being compelled to assist him. Talent Madungwe emphasised that if one does not have a debt then they are as good as dead.

“Batsirai kana muchida kubatsira muranda waMwari but hatimanikidze. Saka vanoda batsirai. But zvikwereti zviriko. nyika inoita zvikwereti. Munhu anoita chikwereti. Munhu wese hapana asina chikwereti guys saka regai kuseka Prophet Madungwe. Ndohupenyu hwacho. Ukaona usina chikwereti wakatofa kudhara. Munhu asina chikwereti munhu akatofa. Munhu mupenyu anomboitawo chikwereti achimbobhadhara. Ndichabhadhara,” he emphasised.

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Humorous Responses from Zimbabweans

Zimbabweans responded to Madungwe’s situation with a mix of humour and sarcasm. Some suggested that since he often visits heaven, he should ask Matthew the tax collector for money. Others joked that he should simply relocate to heaven to avoid paying rent on Earth.

Many questioned how Madungwe could afford to have an active social media presence and share videos, yet struggle to pay his rent. Some even suggested that he should sell the car he received as a gift from Wicknell Chivayo to cover his rental expenses. Here are some of the reactions:

solicitor_bee:

For someone who is always having parties in heaven , rent unoidii? Relocate to hevheni simple ..

_ronald_official:

😂😂😂 madi kungoenda kunogara kudenga hakubhadharwe rent

ozay_malone:

Se munhu anogara arikudenga 🙌 tongoti hatina musha panyika 😂😂😂

i_am_ronald_m:

Mari ye rent inoshaikwa sey yedata vachigara vanayo😂

t_u_k_a_z:

Pihwawo 5 pieces of silver kubva pane 15 dzakapihwa judas paye abhadhare rent

elviddo.23j_official:

Ngapihwe kaa mari na Mathew wekudenga uyaa the tax collector