Burglar’s Boozy Blunder: Passed-Out Thief Busted at Crime Scene After Drinking 3 Bottles of Whiskey

Burglar’s Boozy Blunder: Passed-Out Thief Busted at Crime Scene After Drinking 3 Bottles of Whiskey

In a bizarre and somewhat comical incident, a daring burglar’s criminal escapade took an unexpected turn when he broke into a local sports bar, indulged in an alcohol-fueled spree, and ended up unconscious at the scene of the crime.

The hapless culprit, identified as 28-year-old Dickson Simango, now faces the consequences of his ill-advised actions after being convicted and sentenced by the Nyanga Magistrates’ Court for unlawful entry charges.

Alcohol-Fueled Spree: Three Bottles of Whiskey Consumed

Under the cover of darkness, Simango executed his entry into the popular watering hole, Nyamhuka 2, by skillfully removing an asbestos sheet and a portion of the ceiling. Once inside, he couldn’t resist the allure of the establishment’s well-stocked bar.

According to evidence presented during the trial, the audacious intruder consumed an astonishing three 750ml bottles of whiskey, leaving a trail of emptied bottles in his wake. Not content with merely quenching his thirst, Simango also devoured two 250-gram tins of beef.

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Unconscious at the Crime Scene: Burglar Found Passed Out

However, the burglar’s gluttonous spree soon took its toll, as the potent combination of spirits and stolen sustenance took hold. Overwhelmed by the alcohol, Simango succumbed to a deep slumber, completely unaware of the predicament awaiting him.

The next morning, as the sun dawned on the scene of the crime, the unsuspecting bar owner arrived to discover an unexpected sight. There, amidst the remnants of his pilfered goods, lay Simango, sprawled out and oblivious to his surroundings.

The shocked shop owner wasted no time alerting the authorities, who promptly arrested the incapacitated intruder. The stolen items, valued at a total of USD 266.80, were partially recovered, with USD$ 83.50 worth of goods being reclaimed.

Justice Served: Sentencing and Restitution for the Intoxicated Intruder

During the court proceedings, Simango’s fate was sealed. The judge handed down a sentence of 12 months imprisonment, with three months suspended on the condition of good behavior. In addition, one month of the remaining sentence was suspended, provided Simango repays USD 83.30 in restitution. Ultimately, the burglar will serve eight months behind bars.

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